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you're like the worst tolkien blog i've ever heard of

chevroulette:

varyaner:

lordoftheelves:

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My hero.

god that’s satisfying to watch.


Maybe finally I can hang out with you.

YES. I hope so omg. I actually did forget to tell you. I just want to do something free and fun at the same time so those are my only requirements. I think I’ll be there from the 15th of august until like… the 18th or 19th. I have the concert on the 16th at 7pm, but other than that I’m free. 


If I haven’t told you I’m visiting GG in like 2 and a half ish weeks, I either hate you or I forgot. Good luck finding out which you are. 


jimmyjamjimjohn:

s-burb:

joanegbert:

hexfawn:

i made an aesthetic generator now you can discover urself

sloth punk

Crystal Lolita


I got ‘witch witch’
it’s moon moon all over again and I want none of it

I got “space punk” 

feels right. 


spn-fandom-breathing-heavily:

westbor0baptistchurch:

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

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not even risking that shit

Don't ever hesitate. Reblog this. TUMBLR RULE. When you see it, REBLOG IT.
The original post only has US helplines. I've added UK helplines underneath. It would be great if people could add numbers from everywhere in the world.
1-630-482-9696
1-800-784-8433
1-800-273-8255
1-866-488-7386
1-800-246-7743
1-847-831-3438
1-800-656-4673
1-650-321-5272
1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000
After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253
1-800-422-4453

08457909090 e-mail jo@samaritans.org
08001111
0300 123 3393 e-mail: info@mind.org.uk
0300 466 6463 legal@mind.org.uk
0845 634 14 14 (only open Mon-Fri 10.30am-8.30pm and Saturday 1pm-4.30pm) e-mail: help@b-eat.co.uk
08456347650 (open Mon-Fri 4.30pm - 8.30pm, Saturday 1pm-4.30pm)
08444779400 e-mail: helpline@cruse.org.uk
0800776600
0800 9178282
0808 802 9999 1(open 2 - 2.30pm 7 - 9.30pm) e-mail info@rapecrisis.org.uk
08088 01 03 02 every day, 6pm to midnight
00 08001006614
022-27546669
1-800-668-6868, Free and available 24/7
suicide hotlines;
54-0223-493-0430
13-11-14
01-713-3374
429-9999
106
391-1270
21-233-9191
1-800-448-3000
852-2382-0000
2389-2222)
606-253-5439
01-4833-888
357-77-77-72-67
222-580-697, 476-701-908
70-201-201
762-1602
6-558-088
040-5032199
01-45-39-4000
0800-181-0721
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502-234-1239
0900-0767
504-237-3623
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09-8892333
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1-800-221-4444)
525-510-2550
0900-0767
4-473-9739
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505-268-6171
47-815-33-300
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0487-327715

findingschmomo:

chloehenderson:

noctstiel:

noctstiel:

If they show sports events at bars why don’t they show tv shows?

someone should get to making a fandom bar.

no but can you imagine? fandom themed drinks, tv show maraton nights, discount to cosplayers, and special season finale events.

WHY ISNT THIS A THING??!!

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veruca-assault:

ms-kawesome:

The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.

I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.


expels:

my talents include stress eating and falling in love with people that will never love me back