Put on Your War Paint

eyeballfarts:

i had a dream that i entered the world’s sexiest virgin contest and then the judges made me have sex with them, and then they’re all ,”you’re disqualified.”


stability:

its weird how different your life could be if people found you more or less attractive

(Source: stability)


seifukucat:

it’s very important that i am both cute and powerful


kawaiigod:

girl: he cheated on me

me: then break up with him

girl: but-

me: bye

(Source: zootedboy)


urbancatfitters:

i wonder how people describe me when they’re talking about me to someone who’s never met me

(Source: urbancatfitters)


kanyewestevil:

schools have stairs so you can throw yourselves down them

(Source: kanyewesticle)


unfollowryanross:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence


can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

yoshikuroi:

sunshine-and-pie:

ircnpatriot:

as the next season of doctor who approaches its time for me to wrestle with the question

does my faith in peter capaldi outweigh my distrust of steven moffat

I am familiar with that question.

APPARENTLY THEY’RE YELLING AT EACH OTHER ON SET AND THE GENERAL VIBE IS PETER CAPALDI DECLARING THAT HE WILL NOT BE CHASED OFF THIS SHOW

PETER CAPALDI HAS REFUSED TO HAVE A STORY LINE WHERE HE FALLS IN LOVE WITH CLARA


thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have


titsandtwosugars:

undefyinq:

undefyinq:

imagine having Ellen Degeneres as your grandma

I see her more as a cool aunt

Jared Padalecki and Genevieve (Cortese) Padalecki Appreciation Post

two-winchesters-and-castiel:

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and this is Misha Collins at Jared and Gen’s wedding

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I wasn’t going to reblog this until I saw Misha’s face.


hoboist:

I want to plunge a knife into your throat and pull the all the apologies you owe me out

I’m an adult, but not like a real adultanyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles)

fauxrebel:

my problem with writing stories is that i’d rather imagine it and play it out in my mind than actually put it into words